Nothing to Wine About
This is a scenario I thought up after seeing a headline about wine.
Person 1: "Could you bring me some wine?"
Person 2: "Why? Whhhhyy? Why do I have to be the one to do it?! Huh?!
Every time I go to the corner store you want me to bring you wine! Whyyyy?!"
Person 1: "Ohh, put a cork in it."
Person 2: "Screw you!"