Introducing Betty Crocker was not a piece of cake for advertisers. However, the secret to its success lies behind these three words: “Add...

A one-step guide to writing a bestseller I was strolling through the lonely aisles of Barnes & Noble the other day when I came across a...

“Welcome to Walmart.” That’s the famous greeting Trudy Yakmore has used for nearly a decade, giving Walmart shoppers a warm and loving...

Ever wonder why the words ‘right’ and ‘write’ sound exactly the same? Well, there’s a reason for that. Let’s look at the word ‘right.’ It...

Director aims to create “woke” version of ’90s horror cult classic Last month Universal Pictures approved a record-breaking budget of...

Smart Speaker to American Voters: “I Hear Ya!” (satire) “Alexa, who will be your running mate?" “Ask me again when spring comes around.”...

Online shopping stampede kills 8, injures dozens (satire) Maggie Sims recalls the horrific moment when she walked into the living room,...

"Eat Us" is one of the most delightfully addictive show tunes I've ever heard. The Thanksgiving Day theme is impeccably woven into the...

New Treat To Me app offers trick-or-treaters delivery option, threatens traditional outing. (satire) Numbered are the days when you and...

My favorite season is upon us. And with it comes chilly nights, pumpkin spice clichés, and a slew of AMC horror movie marathons....

I was in the electronics store earlier today, looking for camera accessories. While standing in the aisle reading product descriptions, I...

It's the hottest time of the year. Hopefully I don't get heatstroke as I type. The summer heat makes it hard to straight think. Wait......

With the NBA Finals currently taking center stage, I thought it would be appropriate to discuss the psychological application of sports....

Tylenol's Rapid Release Gels commercial caught my attention last night. The big idea is that these gels have laser-drilled holes to...

Ever hear of the saying "There is no I in team"? Well — that's not true. In fact, there are lots of I's in team. I is for 'individual'....

I ran into a friend I hadn't seen for several years last weekend. He's really into cars. So, naturally, he asked me what I was driving....

Mention the fifth of May and most people instantly think of War’s "Cinco de Mayo" or Corona beer specials. But I'm not going to talk...

I don’t like creepers. At all. Earlier today, I decided to take my very restless Jack Russell/Chihuahua mix for a walk. Her name’s...

It’s May Day! We’re officially halfway through spring. Believe it or not, the month of May has a centuries-old ritual that many cultures...

A scenario I came up with out of the blue: Jim: "Hey Mike. What's wrong?" Mike: "My thoughts are killing me right now." Jim: "What...