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  • Chris Cisneros

Keep Tahoe (cough cough)

When I left the gym today, the car in front of me had a bumper sticker that read

“Keep Tahoe Blue. Keep Tahoe Kind.”


I had the window down and couldn’t help but notice the lingering stench of smoke. When I passed the car on the freeway, I looked over, and this guy was carelessly smoking a cigarette. The ash was flying all over the place. It was so strong, I could smell it all the way to my window – at 65 miles per hour.

I think he should repurpose the bumper sticker to say:

“Keep Tahoe Blue. Keep Tahoe Kind. But don’t wor- (cough)… don’t worry about the air (cough) quality. We can live with lung cancer. But not with mucky water. Hell no. (cough cough)"


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